random act of posting

Random thoughts on a Monday morning:

Z-Dub has discovered superheroes. Goodbye Pablo and the Backyardigans and hello Spiderman. Of course he's a little confused because he calls all superheroes, even Superman, Spiderman. He was going to be a pirate for Halloween, but we're thinking of dressing him up as everyone's favorite tight-wearing, arachnid superhero. Hopefully we can find a costume in his size. And thankfully a diaper will prevent male camel toe.

Jury selection for the the O.J. Simpson robbery/kidnapping trial here in Las Vegas begins today. A ridiculous circus of media trucks from all over the country has convened in front the Regional Justice Center. Does anyone outside of the media even care about this guy? I don't.

When are the f#%king triple digit temperatures going to go away. I'm ready for winter already.

I definitely think she did it. Her parents are delusional.

Did anyone watch the MTV VMAs? We didn't. We must be getting old. Although we did DVR it for later viewing. Perhaps we're not that old afterall.

Instead of watching the VMAs, HotMomma and I watched Pan's Labyrinth. In Spanish. Second thought, we may actually be old.

Happy (or not-so-Happy, depending on how you see it) 10th Birthday to Google.

I guess there's no point in writing a will, or even preparing. If this happens, we'll all have to kiss our asses goodbye. And hopefully our demise will be swift and painless.

And, finally, I spent a lot of time on my knees this weekend and they hurt. Feel free to insert joke here.