naked saturday

This morning HotMomma had to work, so I was left with the boys. At 11 a.m. I decided to hop in the shower and get dressed for the day. I took The Deuce upstairs and put him in our bed. Z-Dub stayed downstairs to watch Max & Ruby. Everything was cool.

About three minutes into my shower I heard Chi-Lo barking uncontrollably and Z-Dub yelling. With haste, I hopped out of the shower and headed to top of the stairs. Right then I heard Z-Dub yell, "just a minute. I open door!"

"Holy crap," I thought. "He's actually trying to unlock and open the front door for a stranger."

I ran down the stairs to intervene. I made it just in time, removing his hand from the key in the deadbolt lock just as he unlocked it. Right after I realized that the exterminator was standing right there outside the window looking at me.

And I was naked.

Thanks Z-Dub.