I hate needles. I hate needles. I hate needles. I hate needles. Yep, I hate needles. You get the picture. And tomorrow I have to get blood drawn for a series of diagnostic tests. Needless to say, I'm freakin' the f%*k out in anticipation. I'm such a wimp.
This is going to be way more difficult than getting my dangling bits groped by the male doctor and an ultrasound tech. There are six things that may happen at 9 a.m. tomorrow...
1. I may throw up.
2. I may pass out.
3. I may (unintentionally) smack the nurse.
4. I may run away while screaming like a girlie b#tch.
5. I may cry.
or, finally...
6. I can man up and take a prick without causing a scene.
Let's hope No. 6 happens, otherwise it's going to be embarrassing. I wonder if they charge more for Nos. 1 through 5?
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Z-Dub - A wild three-year-old who takes pride in his ability to scale large objects and jump from great heights. One day he'll land himself in the emergency room. He's obsessed with Little Einsteins, Wonder Pets, Cars and Spiderman, even though he calls him Superman.
Deuce - Formerly referred to as The Fetus and Z-Jay, he made his debut in November 2008. He's the source of VegasDad and HotMomma's sleep deprivation.
Chi-Lo - She may be just a tiny Chihuahua, but she's very much part of the family. Unlike others of her breed, she's a calm and quiet dog who likes to cuddle. She's also a master at playing fetch.
HotMomma - A 20-something mom (VegasDad robbed the craddle) that keeps VegasDad on his toes with both the power of nagging and her legendary hotness.
Z-Dub - A wild three-year-old who takes pride in his ability to scale large objects and jump from great heights. One day he'll land himself in the emergency room. He's obsessed with Little Einsteins, Wonder Pets, Cars and Spiderman, even though he calls him Superman.
Deuce - Formerly referred to as The Fetus and Z-Jay, he made his debut in November 2008. He's the source of VegasDad and HotMomma's sleep deprivation.
Chi-Lo - She may be just a tiny Chihuahua, but she's very much part of the family. Unlike others of her breed, she's a calm and quiet dog who likes to cuddle. She's also a master at playing fetch.
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