It's amazing what comes out a two-year-old's mouth. This morning, during our short commute, Z-Dub was just yapping away. I couldn't help but to laugh at what he had to say.
Z-Dub: "Daddy, you're driving to fast!"
Me: "No I'm not. I'm going to the speed limit?"
Z-Dub: "No Daddy. Slow down or you go time out." With finger up like he's scolding me.
About 30 seconds later...
Z-Dub: "Daddy, why you drive so slow?"
Z-Dub: "What's that noise. Daddy, you farted?"
Me: "No, that's just the sound of the bus."
Z-Dub: "Poo poo is going to come out now."
Me: "I didn't fart. It was the bus."
Z-Dub: "No Daddy. You farted. You going to poo poo. You go poo poo in the toilet or no candy for you."
Friday, January 9, 2009
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